Presenting once more this classic archived story by Jean Airey, the Doctor and the Enterprise. What would happen if the Doctor ended up in the Star Trek universe?
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Prologue: In 1979 I started writing a *fanzine* story in which the
Doctor (from the “Doctor Who” universe) met up with the crew of the
“original” “Star Trek” series.  It was the first thing I’d written
since graduating from college fifteen years before, and, with the
assistance of an excellent author and very good friend, Jacqueline
Lichtenberg, was able to finish it.  The result turned out to be an
enjoyable reading experience to a number of people.  The story was not
intended to be a satire, it was intended to be an honest
representation of what might happen if these two particular universes
met.  It was intended as a fanzine in the most classic tradition of
that particular genre.  Unfortunately that popularity resulted in the
ultimate “ripping off” of the story without my permission into a
highly priced “book” format (in one version) and to a complete
travesty of the original in yet another.  For some years now, I had
been offering to make copies available at the cost of postage — and
was willing to “post” copies to the electronic networks.  However,
I did not want to rekey the whole rather lengthy document.  After a
recent discussion of the ‘zine on the network, Marc Barrett offered to
scan the original into an ascii file.  (Many thanks to him!)
With some editing (Proportional Space type resulted in some unique versions
of McCoy’s name! along with some other anomalies.), the
following files are being posted to the net.
     The following are the rules for use of these files.  A) You may
read it — FREE.  B) You may print it to a printer — FREE.
C) You may make copies for your friends — FREE.  D) You may redistribute
to other electronic networks and databases, including ftp archives FREE.
E) The text carries my copyright from the date of original publication
and “publication” of these files in this format does not grant anyone
anywhere permission to make copies either electronically or in print
which carry *any* charge to anyone of any type for that copy.
F) Any reproduction of the text (print or electronic)
must carry this notice with it. An individual editing for a single
copy for their own records is not bound by this requirement and may
edit this paragraph out.
     Paper copies with the original artwork (including the marvelous
cover by Gail Bennett) are available from me.  SASE for details.  Some
dealers may also have appropriately priced *authorized* copies
available (STARTECH is one of them).  Not everyone is on a computer
network!
     With regrets for being so picky — but I’ve been burned on this
enough.  Read and enjoy!
November 8, 1991
Jean Airey
1306 W. Illinois
Aurora, IL 60506 USA
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PART 1
THE DOCTOR AND THE ENTERPRISE
     by	Jean Airey
     copyright 1982 Jean Airey
     The alien sound pierced Kirk’s ears. He stopped, alone
in the corridor, trying	to pinpoint its	origin.
     The transporter room.
     He	turned and ran towards the door	as the klaxon alarm
of a Red Alert sounded.	Damn!  he thought. It seemed that
the Enterprise could not even make the final trip back to
Earth after completing her five-year mission without
complications. First an	emergency rescue of a Cultural
Survey and Contact team	and the	crew of	the liner that had
been transporting them,	then a freak magnetic storm that had
buffeted the ship unmercifully and taken out the subspace
radio, and now…
     As	he entered the room, Lt. Kyle was staring at a large
boxlike	structure that stood on	several	of the transporter
pads. It was about eight feet tall with	small opaqued
windows	at the top, a white light on the roof that was
rotating slowly, and lettering above the windows that said
`POLICE	PUBLIC CALL BOX’.
     “Report, Lieutenant.”
     “It just appeared,	sir.”
     “The transporter wasn’t activated?”
     “No, sir. We were performing signaling tests, but it
was not	activated.”
     The door at the front of the box started to open. Both
Kirk and Kyle had their	phasers	out as a man emerged.
     Over six feet tall, he was	wearing	a heavy	coat over
clothing that reminded Kirk of the earth styles	of the
18905. A long scarf was	wrapped	around his neck, hanging
down in	front on both sides to the floor. A floppy hat
partially covered an abundance of brown	curly hair.  His
blue eyes seemed to focus suddenly on Kirk and Kyle. One
cheek looked bruised, and he swayed slightly.
     “Oh bother,” he said with a decided British accent,
“this isn’t London.”
     “Just stand there and keep	your hands where we can	see
them,” Kirk said.  He did not seem to be a menace, but Kirk
had seen his ship threatened too often to take any chances.
     “No need to panic.” The man raised	his hands slowly and
eyed the phasers as if he recognized them.
     The door behind Kirk opened, and two security guards
took positions on the right and	left while McCoy and Spock
came over to Kirk.
     “Captain?”	Spock already had his tricorder	going.
     “The box materialized in that position – and he -”	Kirk
motioned with his head to the stranger who was watching	the
proceedings with curiosity, “came out of it. He	hasn’t made
any hostile moves. Oh, Spock, the transporter wasn’t
activated.”
     The stranger eyed the assembly as if he were accustomed
to weighing the	odds against him. Kirk did not miss that
look. In spite of the stranger’s unimpressive appearance, he
felt uneasy. He	could hear the combined	tricorders of Spock
and McCoy humming behind him.
     “Spock?”
     “The – box	– would	seem to	be a representation of a
middle twentieth century English Police	Call box. However,
there are some anomalies…”
     “He’s not human, Jim.” McCoy interrupted.
     “Captain,”	said Spock, “I am getting some unusual
readings from inside the device.”
     As	Kirk was realizing that	the `box’ had now become a
`device’, the stranger moved quickly towards its door.	The
security guards	fired instantly, but he	still managed to
close the door as he fell, collapsing on the transporter
step.
     “Kyle, see	if you can get that door open. Spock, is he
armed?”
     Kyle moved	up to the door of the device, but the door
would not open.	 Spock was carefully analyzing his tricorder
readings. “Captain, the	pockets	of his coat are	filled with
a great	many objects. I	am unable to ascertain if any of
these might be some type of weapon.”
     “Empty his	pockets.” Kirk ordered one of the security
guards.
     “Captain, in view of the quantity of items	present, it
might be more expedient	to remove the garment.”	Kirk nodded
and the	security guards	moved to comply.  As the security
guards were removing the coat and jacket, one of them let
the unconscious	body slip slightly. Spock caught the head
just before it hit the floor again.
     He	stiffened suddenly as the contact was made, his	head
snapping up and	his eyes abruptly glazing. It took a moment
before Kirk realized that somehow, without willing it, Spock
had mind-melded	with the alien.
     “Spock!” Kirk moved quickly and tore Spock’s hands	from
their grip, letting the	alien’s	head fall back to the floor.
“Are you all right?”
     Spock’s eyes remained glazed for a	second and then	he
responded, “Quite all right, Captain.”
     “What happened?”
     “He has – unusual – psychic abilities.  Unconscious – I
unwittingly established	the mind- meld.”
     “What did you find	out?”
     Spock looked at Kirk reproachfully.  “Captain, the
mind-meld was made accidently.”	 Kirk realized that Spock
had in some way	violated his sense of ethics by	entering the
meld, and now Kirk was compounding the situation by asking
questions.
     “Does he present a	danger to the ship?” Surely Spock
could at least answer that.
     “No, Captain, he does not.” Spock seemed to have
retreated behind the thickest wall of Vulcan reserve.
     “Bones, what is he?”
     “Nothing I’ve ever	seen or	heard of before.” McCoy
moved closer to	the unconscious	body, clad now in a white
shirt, vest, pants, boots, and with the	long multicolored
scarf still wrapped around its neck.  “He has a	double
circulatory system, – not like Spock’s,	literally two
hearts,	one on each side of his	chest, some kind of a double
breathing system, body temperature 17 ,	blood pressure
almost nonexistent. I can’t tell you what he is, Jim, but
even his response to the phaser	fire was abnormal – he was
still conscious	as he fell. As a matter	of fact, I believe
he may have sustained some type	of head	injury.”  McCoy	ran
the medical tricorder over the stranger’s head again. “He
did – but it looks like	it’s an	aggravation of a recent
previous injury. And that’s unusual – his skull	is very
thick, so what could have caused the original injury…”
     “How long will he remain unconscious?”
     “Jim, I can’t say – longer	than normal, with a
combination of two phaser stuns	and at the very	least a
severe concussion.”
     “Doctor,” said Spock, “your ability as a prognostician
would seem to leave something to be desired.”
     Kirk and McCoy looked at the stranger. His	eyes were
open, and he was very apparently conscious.
     “Gentlemen,” he said, eyeing the security guards as
they moved back	into their `alert’ position. “Don’t you
think that some	two sided conversation might be	more
informative than your one sided	version?” He smiled, as	if
finding	their reactions	deeply funny.
     Kirk noticed with surprise	that the security guards
were relaxing.	“Do you	feel well enough to talk to us?”
     “Yes, of course.  I love to talk –	if you are willing
to talk	and not	shoot.	I really hate stun guns.”
     Glancing at McCoy and Spock and receiving an answering
shrug of shoulders and a tilted	eyebrow, Kirk turned back to
the stranger and said, “We can talk in one of our briefing
rooms.”	The stranger got up slowly, accepting McCoy’s help.
“Kyle,”	said Kirk, “come with us. Spock, have you been able
to clear up that subspace communication	problem	yet?”
     “No, Captain, the fault is	not in the computer scanning
system.	 Lt. Uhura and Commander Scott are continuing to
work on	it.”
     “I	want to	be informed as soon as anything	is found out
about what caused it – and I want it fixed.”
     “Yes sir.”	Spock turned to	relay the order	to the
bridge,	informing them that the	Captain	could be reached in
briefing room 4	at the Transporter level.
     The security guards moved to either side of the man. He
glanced	at them	and then over to Kirk. “Do you consider	me
so dangerous?”
     “I	have seen danger come to my ship in many forms – I
prefer not to take chances.” In	spite of Spock’s statement,
Kirk was not ready to relax his	guard.	Their eyes locked,
and the	stranger smiled	in amusement again.  Kirk’s eyes
narrowed and then, suddenly returning the smile, he motioned
the guards away. “Kyle,	keep your phaser ready.”
     “A	compromise – a very judicious choice.”
     “What is your name?” asked	Kirk.
     “Oh, I’m the Doctor.”
     “The Doctor?” said	Kirk as	the group left the room.
     “Doctor who?” asked McCoy.
     “That’s right,” said the Doctor, beaming at McCoy.
McCoy looked baffled.
     “Doctor McCoy,” said Spock, “I believe that the `name’
was `The Doctor’ – and I should	assume that it is in the
nature of a title, and can be most appropriately used
without	any surname.  However, the Doctor apparently is
accustomed to the human	desire to attach at least two names
to all sentient	beings.	 If you	wish to	use a duonomen form
of address, he would not object	if you refer to	him as
Doctor Who.”
     The Doctor	had been listening to Spock with an
infectious smile impossibly growing on his face	and Kirk
began smiling too.  Somehow an individual who could
appreciate Spock at his	most precise did not seem to be	a
threat to the Enterprise.
     They went into the	briefing room and sat down.  The
Doctor was looking at Spock closely. “You’re not human
either?”
     “I	am a Vulcan.”
     “Vulcan? From a planet called Vulcan?”
     An	eyebrow	raised.	“Yes. Do you know of it?”
     “From somewhere – I’ll think of it.”
     “Well, Doctor,” said Kirk,	“you must realize that the
first question that we need answered is, what are you doing
here?”
     “I	don’t know.” The Doctor	grinned	as Kirk	winced.
     “You mean that you	did not	control	the method of your
arrival	on this	ship?” asked Spock.
     “Exactly. I was expecting the TARDIS to return to
London – in June of 1980, and instead she materialized
here.”
     “Is the TARDIS the	device in the Transporter room?”
     “Yes. Ever	since I’ve been	using her she doesn’t always
go where I expect her to – and I can certainly assure you
that I was not expecting to arrive on your ship.”
     “What planet are you from originally?” asked Kirk,
hoping to get a	simple answer that might help solve the
mystery.
     “Gallifrey.”
     “Spock?” Kirk had never heard of it, but that did not
mean that it did not exist.
     “No record	of any planet by that name.”
     The Doctor	was studying Spock intently.
     Spock looked up from the science computer viewer.
Under his breath, Kirk could hear him mutter “Vaksh, Vogan,
Voord, Vulcan!”	He turned to Kirk suddenly.
     “What year	is this	– Earth	time – say, since 1980?”
     “224 years.”
     The Doctor	looked puzzled.	“Captain, it would seem	that
we both	have something of an enigma on our hands. You have
me, and	I have a Vulcan	surviving centuries after his race –
and his	planet – was utterly destroyed in a massive civil
war.”  Spock turned and	stared at him.
     “Parallel Universes,” said	Kirk.
     “You are familiar with the	theory?”
     “I	– we – have experienced	the phenomenon before.”
     “Can you give me the coordinates of your planet?” Spock
asked.
     The Doctor	could.	Spock entered them into	the computer
and looked at the response with	resignation.  “That
planetary system was destroyed when its	sun became a red
giant 140,000 years ago.”
     “So my people do not exist	in your	universe.”
     “It would seem unlikely.  There are very few
intelligent, space travelling races that are completely
unknown, and the Doctor	– Doctor McCoy – has no	record of
any race of your type. What do you call	yourselves?”
     “Time Lords.”
     Spock’s eyebrow raised, but Kirk decided to interrupt
before his first officer’s curiosity could be indulged
further.  “It would seem that what we need to do is to find
out how	to return you to your own universe.”
     “No, Captain, I think that	the first thing	we must	find
out is whose universe we are in	now.”
     The intercom beeped. “Bridge to Captain Kirk.”
     “Kirk here.”
     “Sulu here, Captain.  We’ve got what appears to be	a
large group of ships just within scanner range.”
     “Is the subspace radio fixed?”
     “No sir.  We have not been	able to	obtain any
transmissions on any standard Starfleet	frequencies.”
     “I’ll be right up.”
     Kirk turned to the	Doctor who had been listening to the
conversation with a curious mixture of interest	and
amusement. “Doctor, would you care to join us? This might
prove to be the	answer to your question.”
     “I’d be delighted.”
     McCoy scowled. “Jim, I don’t think	that the Doctor
should be moving around	too much until I can tell
     “Oh, I’m quite all	right –	really.	I’ve almost gotten
used to	being stunned by something or another.”	The Doctor
smiled at McCoy.
     “I	would suggest that, given the circumstances, the
Doctor’s presence on the bridge	could prove of some
benefit.” Spock	interjected.
     “Very well, then, the Doctor will join us.	Kyle, record
your report on this and	then you’re off	duty.  I want all
other transporter personnel alerted in case we acquire any
other visitors.”
     On	their way to the bridge, Kirk noticed that the
Doctor took in the usual sights	and sounds of the starship
with interest but without amazement.  He seemed	to note	with
somewhat increased interest the	presence of two	Andorrians –
commenting to Spock – “So you have other alien species in
the crew.” Spock did not seem to think that the	remark was
worthy of response, but	Kirk observed that the Doctor found
Spock’s	lack of	response an apparent cause for thought.	His
only other comment came	when they got into the turbolift
system and Kirk	said “Bridge” causing the turbolift to begin
its usual forward and upward motion.
     “Voice controlled?” Kirk nodded. “How convenient.”
     “We find it so,” said Spock.
     “A	logical	approach?” said	the Doctor smiling at Spock
and, surprisingly, winking at Kirk.  Spock did not respond,
which seemed to	afford the Doctor more amusement.  Kirk
began to wonder	if the Doctor pictured himself as some sort
of intergalactic comedian.
     The door opened on	the bridge and Kirk moved to the
navigational console.
     “How close	are those ships?”
     “I	can pick them up on visual scanning now, sir,” said
Sulu, adjusting	the controls.
     “Put it on	the screen – highest magnification.”
     “Yes sir.”
     A swarm of	small ships came into view. Globe-like,	they
seemed to fill the viewscreen like dozens of small stars.
Kirk heard the Doctor take a deep breath. “Identification?”
     Spock was checking	the readings at	the Science Station.
“Type of ship unknown to our computers,	some type of alien
lifeform within	– also unknown.”
     “Captain,”	said the Doctor, stepping down beside Kirk.
“It’s my universe, and I would suggest that you	move away
from those ships as rapidly as possible.”
     All traces	of the comedian	had left. “Why?” Kirk asked.
     “They’re Sontaran – freight and shipping vessels from
the look of them and the number, but they usually have some
armed escorts.”	He glanced around the Bridge, taking in	the
assorted personnel, seeming to weigh their experience and
the possible reception of what he was saying. Having
apparently made	some kind of a decision, he continued.
     “Have you ever met	a race whose greatest joy was to
enslave	other people? To conquer, kill,	torture	and maim –
often for the joy it brings them? Who value their own
individual lives as nothing – and the lives of other races
as less	than that?” By now the Doctor was speaking with	a
seriousness that surprised and impressed Kirk with its
deadly concentration.  Indeed, the Doctor seemed to have
lost the concern for his `audience’ and	was speaking almost
to himself.  Kirk glanced around the rest of the Bridge.
All of the crew	had been listening intently, their attention
completely on the Doctor.  Even	Uhura and Scotty had crawled
out from under the communications panel	where they had been
working.  As the Doctor	finished speaking, eyes	moved to the
viewing	screen where the alien vessels were growing larger.
That the Doctor	was sincere Kirk could not question, that in
some situations	discretion was the better part of valor	he
had never doubted.
     “We’ve run	into people like that.	Spock –	get as much
information as you can from the	scanners. Sulu,	warp six
1800 out of here. Uhura, Scotty, you can stop working on
that radio.  Start scanning for	any communications on bands
outside	the Starfleet band, they apparently don’t use that
high a range here.”
     The Doctor	was smiling again as Kirk finished. “Well,
Captain, you and your crew are certainly both quick and
efficient.” He glanced around with approval at the organized
effort going on	on the Bridge.
     “Doctor,” said Kirk, “I think that	you and	I need to
have a talk.”
     “But of course- at	your convenience.” The Doctor leaned
casually against the bridge rail and smiled at Kirk as
though he were in complete control of an ordinary situation.
     With a feeling of exasperation, Kirk turned to Spock.
“Have you been . . .” He heard a crash behind him and as he
turned around saw that the Doctor had collapsed	and McCoy
was bending over him. “Bones?”
     “Cerebrovascular hemorrhage – we’d	better get him down
to sickbay.”
     “Go ahead.”
     McCoy was calling for the sickbay team when Spock
turned to Kirk.
     “Captain, armed vessels from that fleet were attempting
to pursue us.  We have outdistanced them.  However, long
range scanners indicate	similar	vessels	throughout this
area.”
     “How long can we maintain evasive action?”
     “Difficult	to say,	Captain. We have no familiarity	with
these ships or their capabilities.  If this is indeed a
parallel universe, we cannot even determine with certainty
where we could go in relative safety until we can effect our
return.”
     “In other words, we need the Doctor.”
     “If he does possess the knowledge he claims, and if he
is willing to assist us	– then yes, we need him.”
     The sickbay team was removing their patient. Kirk
looked at the unconscious form.
     “Scotty, you have the con.	Keep us	clear of any
involvement with anything.  Spock and I’ll be in sickbay. If
I can get any more information from the	Doctor,	I’ll tell
you.”					 ++++++++++
     Down in sickbay, McCoy scowled at the indicators over
the bed	where the Doctor lay.
     “How bad is it?” asked Kirk, concerned that the only
source of information about this alternate universe would be
unavailable.
     “Jim, I don’t know	what normal is for him – so I can’t
tell how badly the hemorrhaging	is affecting him – except
that he	is unconscious,	and I would say	that if	the injury
is doing that then it’s	very bad indeed.  There	seem to	be
previously damaged areas in that part of the brain, and
while he also seems to have a remarkable healing ability,
what’s happening now is	more than his own body mechanism can
handle on its own.
     “What are you going to do?”
     “I	suspect	that, even with	the damage, given time,	he
would recover without my doing anything.”
     “Bones, we	don’t have time.” McCoy	still looked
unconvinced and	Kirk continued his argument. “He is the	only
clue we	have to	where we are and possibly how we got here –
and how	we can get back	in one piece. I	need him conscious –
and well – as soon as possible.”
     “Jim, there’s a large blood clot between his skull	and
his brain. It covers quite a large area	and there is active
bleeding from inside the brain to that area. That clot has
to come	out and	the bleeding stopped.”
     “You’ve treated our crew for that kind of thing
before.”
     “I’ve been	able to	treat them medically.  I know what
medications I can use on our people – even Spock – mostly. I
wouldn’t dare use any of them on him. 1	have absolutely	no
way of determining what	the possible side effects would	be.
The only possible thing	I could	do would be to operate and
surgically remove the clot and cauterize the bleeding.”
     “Then you’ll have to do that.”
     “Without anaesthesia?  I’ve got the same problem with
what we	normally use for pain killers. Damn it,	Jim, you saw
that even the phasers didn’t have the normal effect on him.
If I use a drug, I could kill him. If I	don’t use one –	Jim,
I’m a doctor, not a butcher.”
     “Doctor?”
     McCoy turned. The Doctor’s	eyes were open but still
slightly glazed. He looked at McCoy. “What’s the problem?”
     McCoy explained.
     “Normally I could tell you	what would be effective	–
but I don’t think I’m up to that. I have been trying to	get
into a catatonic trance	– which	would enable you to operate
humanly, but I suspect the area	involved. . .”
     McCoy nodded. “It would interfere with your ability to
do that.”
     Kirk noticed that the Doctor’s speech had become
slightly blurred. It was obviously an effort for him to
talk, and the pain indicator was rising	higher with each
effort.
     “You are proposing	a manual procedure.” McCoy nodded.
“That would seem to be the the acceptable alternative.”
     “There is a possibility that you will not be
unconscious during the operation.”
     “I	quite understand that –	but from what I	saw out
there –	we have	little time to spare.”
     McCoy still looked	reluctant.
     “Come now,” he snapped impatiently, “surely you are as
skilled	as your	own Incan physicians. The operation must be
done. I	would suggest that you strap…” He slipped into
unconsciousness	again.
     “Okay Jim,	we’ll try it. Only pray	that he	stays
unconscious.”
     “I	thought	the brain had no nerve endings,” Kirk said.
     “Yours doesn’t,” McCoy said grimly.
     With the restraints in place and the Doctor turned	on
one side to expose the operating area, a sterile field was
established and	McCoy began the	delicate operation.  opening
the skull, his opened again.  Kirk saw his hands move
against	the restraints.	Suddenly Spock moved and took them.
The eyes of the	two aliens met and something was exchanged
between	them.
     “Sometimes	it helps to have someone to hold on to.” Did
Kirk really hear that?
     Almost an answering smile came as the Doctor’s eyes
closed again.  But Kirk	saw the	pressure of the	hands
grasping Spock’s and knew that the man remained	aware of
McCoy suctioning out the area.	Only when the laser
cauterizer was used did	the hands relax	again and full
unconsciousness	return.
     “That seems to be it.  Chapel, were you able to make a
repair patch from those	skull fragments?”
     “Yes, Doctor.”
     McCoy carefully molded the	`patch’	into place.  Only a
small area of bone had been removed and	the patch, made	from
the patient’s own tissue and bone, would rapidly fuse the
open area with as much protection as the original. “Jim, I
think we did it.” McCoy	looked at the indicators carefully.
“Pain is down, both hearts in sinus rhythm, blood pressure
stable,	alpha rhythm flowing. Was he conscious at all?”
     “Yes.”
     “Damn. I still feel like a	butcher	having to operate
like that.”
     “Not at all, Doctor,” came	the voice from the bed.	 “It
was a very well	done job and I thank you.” The Doctor looked
as though he was going to get up as soon as Chapel finished
removing the restraints.
     “You stay right there,” barked McCoy.
     “But Doctor McCoy,” the Doctor said in a hurt/injured
tone, “I feel very well	now and	there are things…”
     “Don’t tell me how	you feel. You’re staying there for
at least another 24 hours- – and if I have to keep the
restraints on you, I will.”
     The Doctor’s gaze and McCoy’s clashed.  The Doctor
raised himself to a half-sitting position and McCoy moved
forward.  Kirk looked at the indicators; they were starting
to move	again.	Spock stepped between the Doctor and McCoy.
“Doctor, I would suggest that you follow Doctor	McCoy’s
prescription. I	do not think that the time need	be wasted.
We can provide you with	a tie-in to the	library	computer
from here. If you are going to help us,	you will need to
know quite a bit more about us.” McCoy glared at Spock.
     “Bones,” Kirk said, “you know that	he isn’t just going
to lie there.”
     “Very well,” McCoy	turned back to his patient. “But
you’re not to get up.”
     “Agreed – Bones,” and traces of the old smile appeared
as the Doctor lay back.	 Spock started toward the door.
“Oh, and Spock,” Spock turned back and looked at the Doctor
questioningly. “Thank you. I have not often come upon a
gesture	made as	appropriately and as willingly.” Without
waiting	for a reply the	Doctor turned and smiled at Nurse
Chapel.	“Do you	have a listing…”
     “Nurse Chapel,” McCoy interrupted.	“I want	the biolab
to do a	full analysis on him. And Doctor, before you start
playing	around with the	computer, you tell Chapel all about
your medical history. It you’re	going to be around here	I
want to	know how to treat you.”
     For a moment Kirk thought that Spock was going to make
another	remark,	but he turned and went out the door.
     “Bones,” from the grin on the Doctor’s face, Kirk
suspected that he was about to say something that would
provoke	a reaction from	McCoy. “Do you really think it
essential to have all my medical history?  I’m 749 years
old, and as charming as	Nurse Chapel is, that might take
more time
     “If you could restrain yourself to	the pertinent facts,
I think	that the time will be sufficient. I’m sure that	in
749 years you’ve learned to restrain yourself when it’s
necessary.”
     Score one for McCoy, thought Kirk.
     “And in the next 24 hours,	I expect you to	rest – or
sleep –	or whatever you	do – for at least eight,” McCoy
continued.
     The Doctor	looked quizzical and McCoy paused.
     “Six?” No response. “Four?”
     “Four hours should	be sufficient.	At the end of my
stay here, Captain, I would suggest that you and I and your
chief officers get together.”
     Kirk had an uneasy	feeling	that the control of the	ship
had been transferred but reminded himself that the Doctor
was only expressing what he himself had	already	decided.
“As soon as McCoy says you’re fit, I’ll	call the meeting.”
     Kirk and McCoy walked toward the sickbay door.  “What
was that last part to Spock about, Jim?”
     “If the Doctor travels around alone – as he would seem
to – he	must often find	himself	fighting on his	own in
unpleasant situations. How old did he say he was?”
     “749.”
     “Spock should find	that. .	.”
     “Fascinating!”
     As	Kirk entered the Bridge, Spock got up from the
command	chair.
     “Report, Spock?”
     “We seem to have outdistanced the Sontaran	fleet.
However, scanners indicate considerable	activity in most of
the space in this area.	 We have been following	a path which
would seem to lead to an area of comparative inactivity.
When the Doctor	recovers . . .”	He tilted a questioning
eyebrow.
     “We can expect the	Doctor to be available to us in	24
hours.	Until then, we will simply have	to avoid making	any
sort of	contact	with the ships and people in this universe.”
     “Captain,”	said Uhura, “I am now able to receive
transmissions from vessels in the area.	 We are	unable to
translate them coherently, however.”
     “Very well, Lieutenant. Let me know as soon as possible
when we	can tell what they’re talking about. I want all
senior officers	in briefing room 2 in one hour.”
     “Yes, sir.” Uhura turned back to her communications
panel.					  ++++++++++
     Inside the	briefing room, Kirk looked around at the
officers already gathered.  McCoy was late, and	they were
waiting	for him.
     For five years I’ve been with this	crew through all
sorts of adventures – bizarre and commonplace, he thought.
I’ve lost 92 crewmen, and for all my command experience,
I’ll never accept those	deaths as being	necessary. This	ship
and its	crew is	my life, and whatever it takes,	I’ll see
that they get back to their own	universe.  It’s	part of	my
mission, any responsibility.  No glory in doing	that, it’s
part of	the job.  And when it’s	completed?  He decided not
to try to guess	what Starfleet would do	then.  Anyway, McCoy
had arrived and	they could get working on the current
problem.
     “Sorry I’m	late, Jim,” McCoy said as he came in and sat
down at	the briefing table. “I finally managed to get my
patient	settled.”
     “Was there	much of	a problem?”
     “Not much more than I’m used to,” McCoy looked at Kirk
and Spock accusingly.  “Although I must	say that you two
don’t generally	involve	Chapel with fantastic tales of wild
adventures, persuade the Medical staff – and all my other
patients to join in a feast at jellybabies.. .”
     “Jellybabies?” asked Kirk.
     “Some kind	of candy about two centimeters long, shaped
like a swaddled	infant,	and in assorted	flavors.  He seems
to have	an infinite supply and he’s got	everyone in sickbay
munching on them.  In between passing out candy	and talking
to Chris, he’s been running through the	data on	the library
computer – at fast speed. I finally had	to tell	him that I’d
put him	in isolation with no computer before he	agreed to
rest.”
     “Will he be able to talk to us tomorrow?”
     “Yes. Although if he disrupts my sickbay much more, I
might let you have him earlier.”
     “If I might make a	suggestion, Captain,” Spock said.
     “I	think that both	Doctor McCoy and I would welcome it,
Spock.”
     “When we rescued the passengers and crew of the liner
Crotone, there was a Cultural Survey and Contact team on
board.”	Kirk nodded. CS&C was a	recently created specialized
division in Starfleet. They had	their own chain	of command,
but while on his ship they were	under his command.  Since
the rescue, they had been quite	helpful	in keeping the
Crotone	crew and passengers out	of his own crew’s way.	The
addition of some 250 `passengers’ stretched the	Enterprise’s
normal resources to an uncomfortable limit.
     “Do you think they	can help us, Spock?”
     “The Lieutenant who is in charge of the team has an
exemplary record in initial survey expeditions and on this
last expedition	has been credited by the other members of
the team with enabling them to be retrieved by the Crotone
after their Captain was	killed.	Since we have a	member of a
new culture on board, it would seem logical to assign her to
`study’	him.”
     “What’s her background, Spock?” McCoy asked.
     “She has a	PhD in Xenobiology and is also a certified
paramedical technician.”
     “Well, I’d	certainly be glad to have her assigned to
him.”  McCoy said.  “What’s her	name?”
     “Stephans,	Lt. Dorcy Stephans,” Kirk answered.  “As
soon as	we’re through here, I’ll notify	her of her new
assignment.”
     McCoy nodded with relief. “The sooner the better.”
     “Now, if we could come to the main	concern	of this
meeting? Scotty, what is the current damage report?”
     “We had some minor	problems immediately after that
storm, mostly caused by	the vibration. They’ve all been
checked	and cleared. But there seems to	be something going
off balance in the matter-antimatter mix when we’re at warp
speed. As long as we stay at warp speed, I can’t try to
clear it up.”
     “You want to go to	impulse	power?”
     “Aye, Captain.”
     “Spock, is	there any sign of an enemy vessel in
scanning range?”
     “Negative,	Captain.  We are presently in an area of
space which shows no signs of any lifeform activity.”
     “Very well, Scotty, cut back to impulse power, but
remember that we could have to cut in warp drive on short
notice.”
     “Aye.  We’ll leave	an emergency cutin – but we still
won’t be able to tolerate high warp speed until	we find	the
main trouble.”
     “Captain,”	Spock said, “we	also have another problem
with the computer control to engineering life support.”
     “I	thought	that was all in	a separate system with full
emergency backup?  Wasn’t that what we just had	installed?”
     “We now have an independent primary control and a
secondary control which	is a complete duplicate	of the
first. We also have a tertiary system which can	provide	up
to two hours of	full support.  During the storm, the PROMs
on the primary control were erased.  It	will take 35 hours
to reprogram and reinstall them	on the primary system.”
     “Then we’re running on the	secondary system with the
tertiary as the	backup.”
     “Exactly.	However, if something happens to the
secondary system, and the tertiary system exceeds its life
span, a	failsafe back to the main computer will	start a
half-hour countdown to destruct	the ship.”
     “Now whose	bright idea was	that?” McCoy asked.
     “It’s supposed to force an	organized abandonment of the
ship’s crew to the nearest M- type planet – with a rescue
robot beacon detached, and no chance of	the ship falling
into the `wrong	hands’.” Kirk smiled at	McCoy.	“Starfleet
is apparently discouraging heroics.”
     “But Jim, we don’t	even have enough spacesuits or
evacuation equipment for everyone now –	with the people	from
the Crotone on board.” McCoy said in concern.
     “And there	are no M-type planets within transporter
range,”	Spock added.
     “And what good would a robot beacon do us here?” McCoy
continued.
     “Gentlemen, aren’t	we looking at the worst	possible
circumstances?”	Kirk said.  “In	35 hours we’ll have the
primary	system back up,	by then	Scotty will have us underway
at full	warp power, and	in only	24 hours the Doctor will be
able to	at least guide us around this universe in safety.
We should have ample time to figure out	how to get back	to
our own	universe. All we have to do is to stay out of
trouble	for a very short while.”
     “Aye, Captain,” Scotty said, “it would be a mighty
strange	set of circumstances that would	get us into trouble
again that quick.” He stopped and thought for a	moment.
“But Captain, do you really think that we can trust the
Doctor?”
     “What do you think?”
     “Well, he’s an alien.  His	travelling device is of	a
type we’ve never heard of. We dinna know anything about	him
– but he seemed	to assume that we’d both be on the same	side
against	a bunch	of people like the Sontarans. He seems to
have had considerable experience in dealin’ with humans	–
but we dinna know how he got it.”
     “What makes you assume that he has	had such extensive
contact	with humans?” Spock asked.
     “Well, Mr.	Spock, it might	not be your kind of logic,
but it seems to	me that	anyone who can accept the fact that
the natural reaction of	a security guard would be to shoot
has got	to have	been around humans for quite a while.”
     Kirk looked at Spock who nodded in	agreement.  He knew
better than to ask Spock outright how far he felt the Doctor
should be trusted.  But	he knew	enough of his first
officer.  . . “We’ve given him complete access to the library
computer.  In spite of his disruption of sickbay, he seems
to be as concerned with	our situation as we are.”
     Scott nodded. “It canna be	denied that we’ll need all
the help we can	get to get back	to our own universe in one
piece.”
     “And if we’re going to do that, Mr. Scott,	we’d better
get to work on what we know we have to do. Meeting
dismissed.”
     As	the group got up to leave, Spock walked	over to
Kirk.  “Incidently, Captain, I could not help but notice
that at	times the Doctor seems to have a very charismatic
effect on humans.”
     “I	had noticed that too – but I don’t think that it’s
going to become	a problem.” Spock turned to leave. “Oh
Spock, did you hear how	old he is?”
     Spock turned back,	an eyebrow raised. “Indeed, Captain,
and have you determined	what his total life span would be?”
     “No, but. .
     “I	would venture to say that he is	still quite young
according to his present age measured against the normal
longevity of his race.”
     Kirk stared at Spock’s departing back and shook his
head in	amazement.  If Spock was right,	and the	Doctor was
still `young’, perhaps that explained the seemingly
inappropriate bursts of	humor. Maybe all Time Lords went
through	this stage before stabilizing into serious adults.
At least he did	not seem to demonstrate	the childlike
cruelty	that Trelaine had.  Somehow Kirk felt that his
reasoning might	not be completely correct, but it was a
comforting thought. All	he needed on the ship at this time
was a comedian,	and an alien one at that.
				  ++++++++++
     In	the briefing room the next day,	Kirk, Spock, Scott
and Lt.	 Dorcy Stephans	waited for Dr. McCoy to	arrive with
the Doctor. McCoy had reported that Lt.	 Stephans and the
Doctor were working quite well together	and that there had
been no	further	major disruptions in sickbay.
     “Kirk to bridge.”
     “Uhura here.”
     “If you pick up any significant transmissions while we
are here, alert	me and patch them through.”
     “Yes, Captain.”
     The door opened and the Doctor and	McCoy entered. Kirk
noticed	that the Doctor	had reacquired his overcoat, jacket,
and floppy hat.	 Well, he thought, with	such a low body
temperature, the Doctor	might well feel	cold in	the earth
normal environment of the Enterprise.
     “Good morning, everyone,” said the	Doctor blithely,
taking the seat	at the table opposite Kirk.  Kirk noticed as
he sat down that it was	as if the `head’ of the	table had
suddenly shifted. Well,	Spock had warned him. Whatever the
Doctor had, it was there, it was `natural’, and	it affected
humans – Vulcans too? He wondered.
     “Good morning, Doctor.  I don’t think you’ve been
introduced to Lt. Commander Montgomery Scott.”
     “Chief Engineer,” the Doctor responded, rising and
offering his hand to Scott. Somewhat surprised,	Scotty
responded in kind.  “And Lt. Stephans and I have been having
some fascinating conversations.” The Doctor smiled. The
Lieutenant smiled.  “And of course I am	already	acquainted
with Mr. Spock and you,	Captain.” The Doctor glanced over at
the Captain quizzically. “Well,	Captain, could you fill	me
in on our present status?”
     McCoy snorted. Kirk gathered that the Doctor had not
been idle during his confinement in sickbay, even after	the
disruption had stopped.	He probably knew the situation as
well as	anyone else.
     “Spock?”
     “We have been able	to successfully	avoid all contact
with any alien vessels.	This is	our present position.” The
computer viewers glowed, indicating the	Enterprise and the
present	star position. “In our universe, this was part of
the area controlled by the Klingon Empire.”
     “So you don’t have	much information on it?”
     “Very little. Are you familiar with it?”
     “Yes, I’ve	been around here before.  In this time – in
this universe –	the Sontarans are trying to conquer this
area from the Rutans.”
     “Our long range scanners indicate considerable vessel
movement.”
     “Doctor,” asked Kirk, “What would happen if we met	up
with a Sontaran	fleet?”
     “It would depend on how many of them there	were.  With
your offensive and defensive weapons you could probably
escape an attack of, say, 20-40	of their ships.	More and
they could destroy you.” He cocked his head at Kirk.
     “20-40?” queried Spock.
     “I	can’t give you a more precise number.” The Doctor
smiled at Spock. “There	are a significant number of random
factors.”
     “How large	are their fleets?” asked Scotty.
     “It depends on what they’re attacking.  A massive
effort and they	think nothing of sending out 400.”
     Spock looked skeptical.
     “They don’t care how many may be destroyed,” the Doctor
went on, “they only want to win.”
     “Don’t they value their own pilots	and crews?” asked
Kirk.
     “Oh no, you see, they’re clones.”
     “Clones?”
     “Yes. They	reproduce by cloning. So any individual	life
means nothing to them, and they	don’t think much of races
who do respect individual life – especially humans.”
     Stephans was frowning. “But cloning would.	. . ”
     “You must allow for the environmental factors,
Lieutenant,” interrupted the Doctor, leaning forward on	the
table. “So many	are raised to be leaders, others to follow
orders and die.”
     “Doctor,” Kirk said, trying to return the attention of
the conversation to the	topic he felt to be of primary
concern. “You must realize that	our primary interest at	the
moment is to return to our own universe	without	any
entanglement in	yours.”
     “I	can certainly sympathize with that.” The Doctor
leaned back in his chair and put his feet on the table.	“If
our positions were reversed, I should certainly	feel the
same way.” He grinned.
     “And a further consequence	of this	interest is that we
do not want to do anything that	might alter the	course of
events in this universe.”
     “Ah yes, I	have come across that desire to	be detached
observers before.  Your	Prime Directive, I believe you call
it.” The group nodded. “That might not be so simple.” He sat
up straight again. “The	Sontarans’ scanners have a slightly
longer range than yours, and if	you have been detected,	they
will not choose	to merely observe you. And Captain, I can
also tell you this, you	cannot allow your ship to fall into
Sontaran hands.”
     “Possible effect?”	asked Spock.
     “With the knowledge they could gain from the
engineering and	weaponry of your vessel, you would enable
them to	conquer	the galaxy quite easily.” He leaned back
again and glanced around the table as if weighing the
quality	of the people he saw.
     “I	see,” said Kirk.
     The Doctor	sat suddenly upright.  “As a matter of fact,
you might check	the activity in	the area surrounding your
ship – at the very edge	of your	scanner	range.”
     “Spock,” snapped Kirk.
     “360 degree scanner – alien vessels at the	edge of	the
third sector now.”
     “Captain,”	it was Sulu. “We have vessels closing in on
us from	the third sector.  Uhura has not been able to
complete translation of	their transmissions.”
     “Red Alert, Mr. Sulu.  I’m	on my way.  Well, Doctor, if
you’re right, it looks as though we’ll be fighting our way
out of this one.” Kirk turned to leave.
     “If you take a heading of 185 degrees, Captain, you
should be able to get into a relatively	safe area,” shouted
The Doctor as Kirk passed through the door.
				  ++++++++++
     On	the bridge Kirk	found his crew alert and ready for
battle.	 The glow of the red alert light gave an eerie
highlight to the area.
     “Mr. Scott, do we have warp speed?”
     “I	can give you up	to warp	2, sir,	but beyond that
there is still an unstable factor in the matter	anti-matter
mix.”
     “How fast are the Sontaran	vessels, Mr. Spock?”
     “Presently	travelling at warp I, Captain.”
     “Increase to warp 2, Mr. Sulu.”
     “Aye, sir.”
     “The Sontarans can	reach the equivalent of	your warp 3,
Captain.” Kirk looked around and saw that the Doctor had
seated himself on one of the bridge steps.  Wonderful, he
thought, 0w I have a back-seat driver.*
     “Sontarans	increasing to warp 2 also, Captain.” Spock
studied	his science console viewer closely. “Now at warp 2.5
and gaining on us.”
     “Mr. Sulu,	make a 180 degree turn and slow	to warp
one.”
     “Aye, sir.”
     The Enterprise turned smoothly and	as she headed back
toward the small globe-like ships, they	scattered in front
of her,	eventually forming a circular pattern around her.
     “Impulse power now, Mr. Sulu. How many of them are
there, Spock?”
     “53, Captain.”
     “Well, we’ll let them look	us over.  So far they
haven’t	done anything that is overtly hostile –	let’s return
the favor.”
     “Captain, the Sontarans are not going to decide that a
vessel of this size can	be ignored.  If	you fire now, you
could catch most of them by surprise.” The Doctor looked
quite serious.	“Unless, of course, you	enjoy playing
sitting	duck.”
     Kirk ignored the statement. “Chekov, arm the photon
torpedoes, wide	range.	Sulu, set the phases for a maximum
sweep. You are not to fire except on my	direct order.”
     For several moments, it looked as though the stalemate
would be indefinitely maintained.  Then	simultaneous bursts
of fire	emerged	from all the Sontaran vessels.	“Photon
missiles have been fired at us,	Captain. Time to impact, 12
seconds.” Spock	said.
     “Sulu, Chekov, fire – NOW!”
     Between the wide sweep of the torpedoes and the
following burst	of the phasers,	most of	the enemy’s missiles
were destroyed before they reached their target.  A number
did get	through, however, and Kirk could hear the damage
reports	coming in.
     “Now, Chekov, I want a series of photon torpedoes with
a narrow burst directly	at those ships.	Sulu, set the
phasers	on tracking and	pick up	any stragglers that the
torpedoes miss.”
     The battle	strategy seemed	to be working effectively as
thirty-five of the small vessels fell to the coordinated
offense. Some of the others, however, began moving rapidly
directly toward	the Enterprise.	 They seemed to	be making no
effort to fire their weapons.  Their swift zig-zag motions
enabled	them to	evade any direct hits.
     “They’re going to smash their ships into your shields,
Captain. That will put all of their weaponry and their
ships’ reactors	into a direct explosion	on your	main defense
shields.” The Doctor said.
     “Kamikaze?” Kirk said in amazement.
     “That’s what you call it –	they call it fighting for
the glory of the glorious Sontaran Empire.”
     “Scotty, full power to the	shields!  Sulu,	try reaching
them before they reach us.  Chekov, keep the ones still	on
the perimeter under full torpedo attack.”
     A sudden violent rocking warned Kirk that the kamikaze
technique was proving effective. “Damage reports, Mr.
Spock.”
     “That last	hit was	in the main power link between
Engineering and	secondary computer control. Exact level	of
damage cannot be determined. ..” Another blast rocked the
ship, but Sulu and Chekov simultaneously fired their weapons
and let	out a yell of exaltation.
     “All enemy	ships destroyed, Keptin.”
     “Very good, gentlemen.  Heading 185 degrees, Mr. Sulu.
Battle stations, yellow	alert status.  Damage reports,
Lieutenant Uhura.”
     “Sickbay reports thirty wounded – two dead.”
     “Life support systems damaged further in that last
attack,	Captain.” Scotty was regarding his display panels
with dismay.
     “How badly?”
     “Less than	60% life support capability left.”
     “Captain,”	Spock turned from the Science console, “The
computer area has also received	extensive damage to the
secondary life support control memory system.  With the
direct damage to life support itself, we have about two
hours of life support left on the tertiary system.”
     Silence engulfed the bridge.
		
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